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Matilda. Flight Attendant. Australian. 25.
StarKid. Harry Potter. 

slytherinnpride:

hp → dance scenes

“Now to dance is to let the body breathe, inside every girl a secret swan slumbers longing to burst forth and take flight. Inside every boy a lordly lion prepared to prance.”
Mar 19th at 1PM / via: magicfolk / op: slytherinnpride / reblog / 7,533 notes

siriusblcck:

Remarkable isn’t it, how quickly the venom of the basilisk penetrates the body? I’d guess you have little more than a minute to live. You’ll be with your dear Mudblood mother soon, Harry. Funny, the damage a silly little book can do…

xelamanrique318:

everything i have ever known about james charles i’ve had to learn against my own will.

Mar 19th at 1PM / via: badgerswake / op: xelamanrique318 / reblog / 145,584 notes
tastefullyoffensive:
“Cats invented social distancing
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tastefullyoffensive:

Cats invented social distancing

tehdoctah:
“ rainy-days-hath-returned:
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This is a fucking hieroglyph that I can read. No wonder old people don’t understand our humor.
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tehdoctah:

rainy-days-hath-returned:

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This is a fucking hieroglyph that I can read. No wonder old people don’t understand our humor.

annevbonny:

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my entire approach to cooking summed up in a single maxim

Feb 24th at 1PM / via: slimemanofficial / op: annevbonny / reblog / 33,211 notes

randomslasher:

hungwy:

When y'all fake conversations in your heads do you sometimes say random sentences out loud too? I was just tying my shoes and said very sternly and loudly “I DO know how ants work, fucker”

this may be the most relatable thing I’ve ever read.

Feb 24th at 1PM / via: blesscorneliastreet / op: hungwy / reblog / 214,677 notes

eggsaladstain:

a good take